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Tonight, the CEO of InstantHoles will be on Channel 5 news, talking about how InstantHoles have changed modern society. It should be a fascinating piece. Toon in tonight! ( pun intended :-) )
It is a common misconception that objects that enter the InstantHole are lost forever. In fact, you can just reach your hand into the hole, and grab any object you put in there. We also sell seperate Extended Grabber products that allow you to reach in and grab far away items.
Last month, one of our finest customers used an Acme Instant hole to capture a wild roadrunner. Roadrunners are notorious for being fast, clever animals. Capturing one is the holy grail of predators everywhere. Using our InstantHole, the predator was able to create a fake tunnel through a mountain, thus tricking the roadrunner into going the wrong way.
What uses can you think of for instant hole?